Aleta walked in the kitchen wearing her anti-smoking shirt and proclaimed: "I know what it's like to live with tabasco..."
I recently saw one of our newly married friends, and during lunch I told Aleta about how she was doing. Aleta commented on the fact that she had successfully graduated from the singles ward. As I laughed, Aleta stated, "Well it's true, she has her marriage license as a diploma for proof!"
Aleta: "Abrakadabra! Sesame seed! Wait...that's not right... it's open sesame!!"
Me to Lyndsey: Your sneezes are so elegant and graceful. Mine sound like my brains are being blown out at increased speeds.
Lyndsey: As opposed to normal speeds?
Me: Well, your sneezes in comparison sound like a graceful swan landing on a lake.
(Aleta is trying to eat healthier)
Aleta: *Eats an apple* "What is this rabbit food? How do you eat this stuff? I'm going to go get a bag of doritos."
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