Dad: "Work is an honorable thing. Except for when it's dishonorable."
My little seven year old cousin was sitting next to me and put her arm up against my arm and proclaimed: "Wow! You're really white!"
Text to my dad a while ago: "Slow. Shoppers. Are. The. Worst. They take forever! I'm done in 20 minutes, they take four hours! Literally."
Dad: "You are just like a man."
Me: "Gee thanks dad."
Aleta: "I am going to die alone!"
Me: "No you won't! You'll have cats!"
Aleta: ...
Emily: "I don't have anything interesting to say about myself. Like when the elder's quorum presidency came over yesterday, they asked what my favorite thing to do is. And I wanted to say that my favorite thing is sitting on my bed with a snack, watching Grey's Anatomy."
Me: "Did you say that?"
Emily: "NO! There were a bunch of hot guys there! I didn't want to tell them that!"
*Watching a Chick Flick with Aleta*
Aleta: "Okay, okay. This is cheesy. Cheese and corn! I didn't know we were having dinner and a movie!"
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